Notes on Recruiting and A Warning to ‘Bama Graduates
I'm really sorry for the lack of real posts lately. It's just very hard for me to get excited about spring football because it's just a tease. I also don't tend to get overly excited about guys committing to our 2011 football team, in their junior year, when the 2010 season isn't even close to beginning. Is it good news? Yes. Is it exciting right now? Not really.
That being said, as most of you know, Coach Gene Chizik picked up a huge commitment yesterday in Spanish Fort's Reese Dismukes. In one of the most awkward, what is he going to do with that Auburn hankie moments, Dismukes chose the Tigers over Alabama. He also had offers from Georgia Tech and Stanford. Sound like a smart kid. Wait...did I say chose the the Tigers over Alabama. No way! Not again! That does not happen!
Anyway, when the news came through of Reese's decision, I immediately thought of the typical "we didn't want him anyway" Bammer response. I even tweeted it. A few other Auburn fans thought the same thing as shown in the comments of the announcement on al.com. The thing about that is that I, and the other Auburn fans out there, we're pretty much joking. Not completely, because we know there are Bammers out there that think this way, but pretty much joking.
However, I would like to thank the Bammer who called into the Press-Register Sports Soundoff to leave this little nugget and turn our joke into an all out reality:
Don't need Dismukes
Paul Finebaum was talking about how Auburn recruited Reese Dismukes from Spanish Fort. Alabama didn't want him anyway. Alabama is getting all the recruits it needs. They're just stockpiling talent for next year and the year after. If he went to Auburn, then Alabama didn't want him or need him.
I don't think there's really anything else to say other than that's just really sad. Would Alabama have turned him down if he chose the Tide? Did Saban not offer him a scholarship? Were they all not waiting to see who he'd pick? It's a joke, and the Bama fans who think this way (the majority), are beyond pathetic.
Again, I thank you Bammer for representing your school, oh wait, you didn't attend the University? Not surprising at all. For the people who can claim Alabama as their school, I'd do something about this...and quick. As an actual graduate, you can't be happy when idiotic things like this are spouted out and even posted to a website, can you?
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Obammer
As if you needed another reason...
WASHINGTON -- In an East Room ceremony this afternoon at the White House, President Barack Obama congratulated the entire Alabama football team for their national championship season, twice punctuating his remarks with a "Roll Tide!"
After the guests and team were settled, Alabama Coach Nick Saban accompanied Obama into the room and onto the dais.
"There is no question this team is here in large part because of what Coach Saban has done," Obama said.
Here's the full article, but make sure you have plenty of eyeball soap.
Why We Make Fun of Bammers (Reason #7456)
No caption needed, but is that a goatee?...like Hulk Hogan style? I think it is.
A Supreme Athlete
Terrance Cody weighed 370 pounds at the Senior Bowl weigh-in today. His 2009 stats: 28 tackles...that's it...seriously. For the Bammers who say his job was to clog up the middle so that the linebackers could make the play, since when was it athletic or even an overall positive to be a blob of fat and droopy skin that just stands there and gets in the way?
I'm sorry Mr. Mount, it is your fans that make me do this.
Bammers Go On Break, View BCS Trophy
If you thought it was a joke, you were wrong. Yesterday, the University of Alabama displayed it's most prized possession at the Tuscaloosa Wal-Mart. Yes, you heard that right. As soon as the trophy arrived from Pasadena, it was taken to Wal-Mart so "most anyone could see it". I tweeted this last night, but this idea actually makes sense because it means that most of their fans wouldn't have to take off work. They could just go during their smoke break. Seriously though, you can't make this stuff up. They wonder why we make fun of them.
Thanks to ritch420 from The Bunker forum on AuburnSports.com for these. You can see the whole set here, but I have the best posted below. Make sure you view the entire post to see all of the pictures. If you're on the home page, click 'Continue Reading'.
Why We Make Fun of Bammers (Reason #2569)
Seriously...thank you so, so, so, so much for wearing that sweatshirt.
Behind Enemy Lines – Winners All Around
I apologize for the lack of posts over the last few days, especially an Iron Bowl review. Beautiful Blogle's grandfather passed away last Sunday, and we've been out of town for the past few days. I promise to have a review for you tomorrow, but for now you will just have to deal with a Bammer's perspective of the game they should have lost.

Season 2, Week 14 - Winners All Around
by FireWillHeath
How often do you leave the Auburn-Alabama game with both sides in a reasonably good mood?
It happened this past Friday, when Alabama rallied for a 26-21 victory at Jordan-Hare Stadium.
During most of the offseason — as 'Bama fans rubbed Auburn's noses in the 36-0 debacle of 2008 and national prominence, while Auburn fans (apparently) sniffed around in the hopes of catching Alabama cheating — it certainly didn't seem possible. As the season unfolded — and Auburn started 5-0, just like Alabama — it didn't seem possible. And before the game — as both sets of fans started wringing their hands about the possibilities (championships, Heismans, etc) — it certainly didn't seem possible.
Behind Enemy Lines – No Dominance Here

Season 2, Week 13 - No Dominance Here
by FireWillHeath
In the Auburn-Alabama rivalry, the word “dominance” comes up a bit too often.
Alabama fans, for example, love to point out their team’s historical “dominance” over Auburn, quickly pointing out their all-time record over their archrivals (39-33-1). Auburn fans, of course, will counter with more recent statistics: specifically, since Paul Bryant left college football and this earth in 1983, Auburn owns a 15-11 mark vs. ‘Bama, including separate win streaks of four and six years (this decade, Auburn has lost to Alabama exactly twice).
Closer inspection reveals, of course, that neither program has truly “dominated” the other. This decade, the average margin of victory in this game is a mere 13.5 points, and even that is somewhat skewed by separate Alabama blowouts (24 and 36 points). And neither program ever really lets the other get too far ahead – Auburn’s six-year win streak excepted, the last seriously long win streak either team held was in the 1970s, when Bryant’s Alabama team won 9 straight.
Alabama was certain to dominate the state for the foreseeable future after 1999; Auburn was certain to do the same after 2000; Alabama had the upper hand after 2001; Auburn “owned” Alabama after 2007. And right now, obviously, ‘Bama runs things going into Friday.
Behind Enemy Lines – The Decade That Was


Season 2, Week 12 - The Decade That Was
by FireWillHeath
Since the decade is winding down to a close — and since we're all basically in a off-week (de facto for us, de jure for the Aubs) — I figured I'd take some time to look at the close of this decade in SEC football.
You'd forgotten about it, right? I basically had, also. But it is a reality: the '00s (whatever you wish to call them) will end in December, ushering in a brand-new decade of...well, everything.
As a 'Bama graduate and devotee, this decade hasn't been that much fun. I've watched my favorite team suffer through NCAA troubles that won't go away, four different losing (or non-winning) seasons and five different head coaches (five!). We've been to Shreveport three times for a bowl, with one trip to Nashville thrown in for good measure. Just for balance's sake, we've also won (at least) 10 games four seasons as well (counting this season).
(Note: for a preseason review of this decade in SEC football, go here ... note that I somehow predicted UGA to be a sleeper, which worked out ... really well.)
Behind Enemy Lines – Sour Grapes Make Sweet Whine

Season 2, Week 11 - Sour Grapes Make Sweet Whine
by FireWillHeath
Here's the best reason that should've been an INT for Patrick Peterson in the fourth quarter on Saturday in Tuscaloosa; so everybody will shut the hell up.
The prevailing story on Sunday should've been the tenacity of the battle between LSU & Alabama, about Alabama's ability to repeat as SEC West champs (and clinching the deal well before the final week of the season), about Julio Jones redeeming himself from a mostly forgettable season (capped off by that sequence where he forgot to take himself out & cost his team a chance at a touchdown) with an extraordinary effort for the game-winning touchdown.
Instead, we're sitting here talking about officials. Again.
OK, so the SEC helped us get here, obviously -- by showing a willingness to publicly reprimand, then suspend, an officiating crew for some mistakes (the kind that happen all the time everywhere, by the way) basically opened the door for a-holes like Lane Kiffin and Dan Mullen to run their mouths. Eventually, that forced the SEC to institute this silly "zero-tolerance" policy ... which has only drawn more attention to the whole issue.
(Note: To the credit of Les Miles & LSU's program, their guys took the high road consistently. Yet another way LSU is superior to Tennessee.)




