Rankings the SEC after Week 10


After the 10th week of the season, we know who is bad, and I really don’t think anybody is terribly bad. But if you want to know who the 2-7 teams are, I don’t really know. Oh, and YOU’LL NEVER GUESS WHERE I HAVE AUBURN.

1. Alabama (9-0)

Oh look, Alabama won a football game after acting like it was going to be tough.

Last week: ranked #1, beat LSU 29-0

2. LSU (7-2)

The Bengal Tigers are just as boring as they’ve been for years. The voodoo just didn’t work this week.

Last week: ranked #2, lost to Alabama 29-0

3. Georgia (8-1)

The SEC East literally came down to Georgia and Kentucky. That’s where we are.

Last week: ranked #3, beat Kentucky 34-17

4. Auburn (6-3)

Auburn won a game they should’ve won in a fun way. A good start to a November to remember.

Last week: ranked #4, beat Texas A&M 28-24

5. Mississippi State (6-3)

The Maroons won a game they should win. They are probably done winning games they shouldn’t win.

Last week: ranked #8, beat Louisiana Tech 45-3

6. Texas A&M (5-4)

The Aggies have the makings to be a good team. but they still have some of the November Aggie in them.

Last week: ranked #6, lost to Auburn 28-24

7. Kentucky (7-2)

Nobody really thought Kentucky was good enough to win a division in football, did they?

Last week: ranked #7, lost to Georgia 34-17

8. Missouri (5-4)

Missouri looked like a real football team by blowing out Florida in the Swamp. They don’t know what they are.

Last week: ranked #11, beat Florida 38-17

9. Florida (6-3)

Florida beat LSU and then turned to trash.

Last week: ranked #5, lost to Missouri 38-17

10. South Carolina (5-3)

South Carolina is just good enough to beat Ole Miss in a close one. I think that’s about all we know about them.

Last week: ranked #10, beat Ole Miss 48-44

11. Ole Miss (5-4)

The Rebels had a shot to beat the Cocks, but they didn’t.

Last week: ranked #9, lost to South Carolina 48-44

12. Vanderbilt (4-5)

Study break!

Last week: ranked #12, BYE WEEK

13. Tennessee (4-5)

Tennessee seriously beat Charlotte 14-3. Seriously, what is this?

Last week: ranked #13, beat Charolette 14-3

14. Arkansas (2-7)

The Hawgs took a week off. They will win every game from here on out.

Last week: ranked #14, BYE WEEK

Do you agree with these rankings? What did I get wrong? Leave yours in the comments.