In a way, night away games that I don’t attend are very stressful. Yes, you finally get to watch some other football games for once, but the stress of sitting there thinking about what Auburn is going to do that night is a lot for me. I shouldn’t have been stressed. See the amount of tweets. That means I wasn’t worrying a lot once the game started. Figure out was I talking about in my no-context tweets below. It was fun. Follow me.
GAMEDAY BAAAABBBBBBAAAAYYYYY!!!! #auburn #wareagle #BeatMissouri pic.twitter.com/5zsYXAx9FF
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) September 23, 2017
Tonight in Missouri, Auburn just needs to DO THE DANG THANG, amirite?! Preview: https://t.co/EV2dr5d2ko #wareagle pic.twitter.com/5IQbCV36xZ
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) September 23, 2017
My last two game previews have included the words “slang,” “dang,” and “thang.” I am cultured. #auburn #wareagle
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) September 23, 2017
The same people that are concerned with division in our country are the same people that get mad at others for putting ketchup on a hot dog.
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) September 23, 2017
“See.” –@colecubelic
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) September 23, 2017
Everybody is telling you that you’re good, the #1 team is in town, and that’s your attendance, Vandy? Boy, if you didn’t have smarts…
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) September 23, 2017
Vandy ain’t getting no points today. pic.twitter.com/bbc3evrA4U
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) September 23, 2017
That looks like a graveyard of old dumpster fires. https://t.co/TXfyqb3duj
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) September 23, 2017
Seriously, what was in all of those empty tubs? Was ’Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: Secret of the Ooze’ shot in CoMo?! pic.twitter.com/igXBwT2oAw
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) September 23, 2017
Maybe we can slow down a little bit on 3-game analysis, or maybe look at who somebody beat before 3-0 means CBS comes to town.
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) September 23, 2017
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) September 23, 2017
Tonight, the Stormtroopers take CoMo. #auburn #wareagle pic.twitter.com/859ML8yF0X
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) September 23, 2017
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) September 23, 2017
Yeah, that easy every time please. 7-0. #auburn #wareagle
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) September 23, 2017
Yeah, that easy every time please. 14-0. #auburn #wareagle
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) September 23, 2017
The numbers on the 50 yard line are TERRIBLE. https://t.co/0vcWBKufgf
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) September 23, 2017
Wow.
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) September 24, 2017
I’ll be honest, seeing a field goal made right there felt just as good as a touchdown. #auburn #wareagle
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) September 24, 2017
You get it. https://t.co/951QNySZba
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) September 24, 2017
So Mercer’s defense is exponentially better than Missouri’s or…. Auburn hasn’t turned the ball over 5 times. WHICH IS IT?!
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) September 24, 2017
This is fun. Oh, and Kerryon needs one more to tie Cadillac for the Auburn record. #wareagle
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) September 24, 2017
Missouri fans are chanting the punter’s name. This is the state of Missouri. #auburn #wareagle
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) September 24, 2017
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) September 24, 2017
Missouri just punted from Auburn’s 38, down 38. #wareagle
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) September 24, 2017
Lol. Missouri can’t even block punts right. #auburn
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) September 24, 2017
When a 52-yarder is just for fun. 48-7. #auburn #wareagle
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) September 24, 2017
So that’s what his face looks like!! #auburn
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) September 24, 2017
I loved that play. HOW YOU GONNA TAKE A TD FROM GRIFFIN KING?!?! #auburn
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) September 24, 2017
Lol. 54 yard field goal for fun. 51-7. #auburn #wareagle
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) September 24, 2017
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) September 24, 2017
Ok fine, we’lll score 60. #auburn #wareagle
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) September 24, 2017
Boom Peters. #auburn #wareagle
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) September 24, 2017
Auburn beats Missouri on the road 51-14. They did not turn the ball over once. #wareagle
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) September 24, 2017
When people say things like “Auburn is terrible,” I argue back. They just beat a team 51-14. They are not “terrible.” That’s all I am.
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) September 24, 2017
It’s like we should’ve waited a week to say that Vanderbilt, Kentucky, and Mississippi State were in the top 5 teams in the SEC.
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) September 24, 2017
More like fAURot Field, amirite?! #auburn #wareagle
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) September 24, 2017
Florida beat Kentucky 28-27? Hmph, that’s a cool score.
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) September 24, 2017
Neither have played Auburn yet. https://t.co/eYKGb9RNaC
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) September 24, 2017
A 51-14 beating, and all is right. War Damn Eagle and good night. #bedtimepoetry #auburn
— War Blogle (@WarBlogle) September 24, 2017
