If you have any out-of-town guests visiting you for the holidays over the next few days and they ask you why you hate or make fun of Bammers, just show them this video. It says it all.
Auburn grad (B.S. in C.S., 2004), loving husband, and fun dad that believes Auburn should and could go undefeated in every sport, every year. That's pretty much it.
I laughed so hard at this guy tonight on the news. I am so glad they chose him to interview! I liked the difference they showed. The AU fan talking about family and then this guy….classic…
This shift at Wa-lmart isn’t going to suck as bad tonight. You know why? Because I’m a champion. That’s right, I support the greatest university in the world and to me, that’s as good as it gets. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got some prices to roll back.
And check out how hard he is concentrating while trying to read BamaOnLine.com. I bet as soon as the producers saw the crustache and the dimwitted stare like he is trying to put it all together they went “that’s it. That’s the guy.”
And besides the fact that your backwoods town is a modern day version of Mayberry, and all of its rodeo-supporting, confederate flag worshiping incests, this is another reason why supporters of an actual college (THE University of Alabama) laugh at you guys:
I was blown away the first time I went to Tuscaloosa, believe you me. What with row upon row of derelict mobile homes, decapitated apartments, trees that resembled gnarled, bare fingers all year round, and a downtown that looked like the economy threw up on, how could one not be blown away by city not getting any federal aid after such a horrendous natural disaster. I was outraged, by golly, and took to the streets.
…But then one of the indigenous informed me that there was no horrendous natural disaster and that it looked that way all the time.
PS: That explains why you guys have to constantly pay players. No one in their right mind would want to endure four years of rodeos, KKK fraternity parties, cow pastures, trailer parks, and no nightlife whatsoever, for free at least.
Wow just love the Bama fans assuming Auburn pays players. I hear their guys drive mighty nice cars. A local guy playing for Bama said in the paper recently here that he is glad he went to Alabama. They have been so good to him and his family. And you gotta ask yourself, HOW? hahaha
Anyway, Auburn will soon be cleared and Cam. War Eagle to you jerks who had the gall to throw Monopoly money on the field, put up nasty signs, McElroy giving fans the bird when the officials gave Fairley that early absurdly ridiculous call that gave Bama another touchdown. And let us not forget the excellent spots Bama kept getting for the ball, and when we clearly made a first down later, they put us inches away from the first down marker. Thankfully Cam flew over the pile and got the first down for the SECOND time. And War Cam eagle to—McElroy for imitating Cam before the game. Such a classy place. Soooo glad for a win!!!
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I laughed so hard at this guy tonight on the news. I am so glad they chose him to interview! I liked the difference they showed. The AU fan talking about family and then this guy….classic…
This shift at Wa-lmart isn’t going to suck as bad tonight. You know why? Because I’m a champion. That’s right, I support the greatest university in the world and to me, that’s as good as it gets. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got some prices to roll back.
And check out how hard he is concentrating while trying to read BamaOnLine.com. I bet as soon as the producers saw the crustache and the dimwitted stare like he is trying to put it all together they went “that’s it. That’s the guy.”
Oh man, this is too good. I’ve watched it 5 times and laugh a little more every time. I’ve tweeted it and put it on Facebook. Everyone must see this.
hahahahaha A true mouth breather.
aw man, that’s hilarious. what a jerk!!! haha LOL
And besides the fact that your backwoods town is a modern day version of Mayberry, and all of its rodeo-supporting, confederate flag worshiping incests, this is another reason why supporters of an actual college (THE University of Alabama) laugh at you guys:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EIaju7Akdg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7TxIMAwc1k
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRXmOb9iZJc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e50WUwg7W2s
Also if you’re going to the game, don’t be too blown away by what you see. It’s not Alabama’s fault your college and town has yet to leave the 1950s.
I was blown away the first time I went to Tuscaloosa, believe you me. What with row upon row of derelict mobile homes, decapitated apartments, trees that resembled gnarled, bare fingers all year round, and a downtown that looked like the economy threw up on, how could one not be blown away by city not getting any federal aid after such a horrendous natural disaster. I was outraged, by golly, and took to the streets.
…But then one of the indigenous informed me that there was no horrendous natural disaster and that it looked that way all the time.
“Oh….” I said, and then went back to Mayberry.
PS: That explains why you guys have to constantly pay players. No one in their right mind would want to endure four years of rodeos, KKK fraternity parties, cow pastures, trailer parks, and no nightlife whatsoever, for free at least.
PS: Auburn won last night.
Wow just love the Bama fans assuming Auburn pays players. I hear their guys drive mighty nice cars. A local guy playing for Bama said in the paper recently here that he is glad he went to Alabama. They have been so good to him and his family. And you gotta ask yourself, HOW? hahaha
Anyway, Auburn will soon be cleared and Cam. War Eagle to you jerks who had the gall to throw Monopoly money on the field, put up nasty signs, McElroy giving fans the bird when the officials gave Fairley that early absurdly ridiculous call that gave Bama another touchdown. And let us not forget the excellent spots Bama kept getting for the ball, and when we clearly made a first down later, they put us inches away from the first down marker. Thankfully Cam flew over the pile and got the first down for the SECOND time. And War Cam eagle to—McElroy for imitating Cam before the game. Such a classy place. Soooo glad for a win!!!
I think this is the whole video. epic.
http://www.wsfa.com/global/Category.asp?C=195969&clipId=5326140&autostart=true
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