A Letter on the Future of the Toomer’s Trees
There have been stories all week reporting Jay Gouge's decision on what to do when/if the Toomer's oaks die (thanks Harvey). Last night, Auburn Vice President of Alumni Affairs, Debbie Shaw, sent out an email to all Auburn alumni giving an official update on what has happened and what will happen in the whole process.

Based off of the input from the survey you probably filled out over the holidays, new trees will be planted, but during the 3-5 years it will take for them to take root and grow in their new spot, there will be a temporary structure placed at the intersection of College Street and Magnolia Avenue for rolling. I'm interested to see what that will be and how they will protect the trees from rolling when rolling a temporary structure will be happening so closely to them. I guess we'll learn of that in another email.
Thursday Mailbag: Auburn’s Shaq, Loeffler, Kimbo Hits
I received a bevy of questions this week, most of them pertaining to Auburn's new offensive coordinator or the basketball team. For those that didn't ask about either of those topics, I'll get to yours down the road. For those that did ask about those topics, and don't see your question below, I'm sorry. You can't always get what you want.
Justin wants to talk about Shaq. No, not that one. He's talking about the guy who's playing for the Auburn basketball team next year.
Have you seen any videos of Auburn basketball commit Shaq Johnson yet? He is hands down the best high school dunker in the country. And he just doesn't wow in contests, he can throw it down big time in games. What do you think of him and the future of Auburn basketball?
First off, yes I have seen the videos of him, and probably too many times to be able to argue against having a mancrush on him. I love dunks. What can I say?
Point blank: the dude can fly, and he's not even that tall. He just looks fearless going after the basket. However, there's a big difference in dunking on a normal high school kid and dunking on a 7-foot SEC center, so we'll see how he does in the next few years.
Aside from the fact that Auburn is adding a high flyer to the roster, his commitment also shows what Barbee is able to do as a recruiter. Johnson was also recruited by Clemson, Florida, and Georgia, but Barbee was able to get him to commit to play for the good Tigers. As we'll see in football in about a week, anything can happen before or on signing day, but Shaq has shown no signs of wavering on his commitment. Bottom line, Barbee is bringing in exciting players, and is able to sell them on immediate playing time in first class facilities. The future should be bright for Auburn in the years to come.
New Auburn-themed Smartphone Wallpapers Available
I've had a few Auburn-themed iPhone wallpapers on the Multimedia page for quite a while, but now thanks to @bordete I have added 21 new ones for your downloading and wallpapering pleasure. A few examples are posted below. There may even be a few with your favorite blogler's logo on them. That's just what I've heard...
So head on over there and get these on your iPhone immediately. If you would like to have something similar on your Android or any other type of smartphone, I suggest you throw it out the window, quit being anti-mainstream, and get an iPhone. But seriously, I think they may still work on other phones. They might just be a little stretched. Or someone out there who has a non-iPhone smartphone, mock up some wallpapers that fit your screen and send them in. I'll be sure to add them to the page.
Instructions on how to set these as your wallpaper are on the Multimedia page. Have fun.



Takeo Spikes Discusses His Neck, Chick Flicks, and Ladies
Former Auburn linebacker Takeo Spikes is no stranger to funny interviews or dances on YouTube, so this interview from DLHQ (whatever that is) should not surprise us. In it he talks about his neck size, his favorite chick flicks, and how to please a lady... among other things.
Is it just me or does he kind of look like Eddie Murphy when he starts to smile? Just me? Ok, well enjoy anyway.
Cam Will Never Make it in the NFL, Goes to Pro Bowl
Cam Newton is not a leader. Cam Newton is a fraud. Cam Newton doesn't have the arm. Cam Newton is not smart enough to be an NFL quarterback. Cam Newton will never make it in the NFL. Cam Newton kicked my puppy. Cam Newton spits on babies. Cam Newton hit my granny with his scooter. Cam Newton is going to the Pro Bowl.
Following the Giants' win in the NFC Championship Game, Cam Newton took Eli Manning's spot on the NFC Pro Bowl roster, putting him on the same sideline as Aaron Rodgers and Drew Brees. Come on haters, talk about how he is only an alternate and is only on the roster because Eli will be preparing for the Super Bowl. Let's hear it. Show your lack of intelligence again.
This puts him as one of the top 4 NFC quarterbacks. Top 4... as a rookie. Yeah, he sucks.
Kenny Gabriel Goes All “Chris Porter” On ‘Em
I wrote about how good Kenny Gabriel is in this week's mailbag, and now here's visual evidence of his dunking greatness at this point of the 2011-2012 season.
You can also see him in person tomorrow as the basketball team takes on South Carolina in the Auburn Arena at 12:30 CT. I'll be there if you need more of an incentive to go. Oh, and here are two videos of two of Kenny's dunks from the dunk contest at Hoops Madness in October (Dunk #1, Dunk #2). They need a doctor. They're sick.
A Study on Lunatic Fringe Fans in the SEC
Thanks to @epzilla, here's a chart laying out the difference in the amounts of what the ones who attempt to defend their fan base after despicable actions of "just one crazy" call a "lunatic fringe fan." We've seen more and more of these "rare" fans pop up over the past year with Harvey Updyke and the Teabagger of New Orleans. And while there may only be two major examples of these "fringe lunatics," just listen to the callers of Finebaum today (also called the "lunatic fringe") and hear the deflecting and downright defending of these two. It's those people that help further the claim that the "fringe" may be the majority.
Aubie’s National Championship Performance
Our beloved Tiger (he is not a mascot), Aubie, won his seventh, SEVENTH, UCA National Championship this past weekend. That is the actual number. SEVEN. He has been awarded SEVEN championships by one credible entity.
Here is video of the performance that won him the title. Have you ever seen a Chris Farley, Chippendale, fat-rolled version of Aubie? You're about to.

